I though the fart was a human thing. It’s something to do with, like, ass cheeks or whatever…I was scared of the snake, once it farted, it was like, why am I worried about this?
— Karl Pilkington on hearing a snake fart (via knob-at-night)
haha sucks to be them
— driving on the highway and seeing the opposite end in backed up traffic (via neilnevins)